I like that in DA:O you can make out with Alistair literally anywhere at any time
I’m so sad they took that function out of DA2 it would have been so much fun to just stop everything to make out with Anders for like ten minutes in front of the Chantry and make everyone super uncomfortable
I had someone on the train platform ask me to dinner while I was wearing my Anders cosplay today, and I just had to wonder: what gender did they think I was, and did it matter? Do they actually play Dragon Age, or is it just their policy to ask out weirdos wearing bad blond wigs and lots of feathers in 90 degree weather? Why would I go to dinner while my walker was piled with three bags, a laptop case, and a pillow? So many questions which will never be answered.
Dear Forensic Files, maybe it’s not the best idea to have life insurance commercials during a case where someone was murdered for their life insurance money. Just an FYI. Love, me.
The worst part of Forensic Files marathons is when I find myself critiquing people’s crimes. “Why would you bludgeon someone in a carpeted room?” “Leaving the remains in a plastic bag means they won’t decompose as well, and it’s far less likely they’ll be scattered by scavengers!” “Really? Your excuse was ‘a horse kicked her’? She works with them for a living—why would she step behind a panicked horse!?”