Welp, I don’t feel so bad for critiquing people’s crimes on Forensic Files anymore, seeing as one of the investigators was just doing the same thing. “Come on, you’ve got all that blood on your ceiling, and you just give up on covering it? People are going to see that! Use a little effort, man!”
you start up the new dragon age. excited to make your own character with their own personality and story line. you press start but there is no character creation screen. you don’t choose a name or race or class. there is only one choice and that choice is sandal. you’ve been fooled. you must play as sandal. the only dialogue choices are variations on the word enchantment. it’s the best game you’ve ever played.
I would play this.